My Left Footloose

CLASSIC: Wind the Frog!

The brave Sheriff Woody and his friend Buzz Lightyear are taken by their owner, Andy, to a bizarre retreat where they are trained in bondage and sexual submission. Later, Andy discharges a debt by transferring ownership of Woody and Buzz to a whole bunch of claw-worshiping three-eyed aliens.

Toy Story of O

Cheat sheet Toy Story | The Story of O
Contributor scott

Gives New Meaning to the Terms "Clamshell" and "Stitch in the Ditch"

Lifelong friends Zack and Miri look to solve their respective cash-flow problems by filming naked old ladies at a quilting bee.

Zack and Miri Make an American Quilt

Cheat sheet Zack and Miri Make a Porno | How to Make an American Quilt

Contributor christo4o

Editor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I Tea-Bagged Your Drum Set! | It's a Sloth in a Corset

Kevin Smith continues his lifelong (NSFW) obsession with Star Wars.

I'm Just a Girl Who Cain't Say No

While Curly and Laurie dither about whether they love each other, sexually assertive Ado Annie (Gloria Grahame) is taken by her creepy boyfriend Will (Udo Kier) to a remote ranch retreat where she is trained in bondage and sexual submission.

The Story of Oklahoma!

Cheat sheet The Story of O | Oklahoma!

Contributor christo4o

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Naked Ambition | Chicks and Ducks and Geese Better Scurry

Groundbreaking musical Oklahoma! encouraged the blurring of many sexual boundaries.

Naked Ambition

A beautiful dancer named O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a Broadway theater where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion on stage.

The Story of Oh! Calcutta!

Cheat sheet The Story of O | Oh! Calcutta!

Contributor jane

If You Liked This, You'll Love These Wind the Frog! | Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | Luck Dragon Tails

The Empire Strikes Payback

While Luke takes advanced Jedi training from Yoda, his friends are relentlessly pursued by a wild-eyed and possibly drunk Mel Gibson, who is bent on revenge.

The Empire Strikes Payback

Cheat sheet The Empire Strikes Back | Payback

Contributor mobflix

Does this suit make my big red fist look fat?

A demon with a big red fist (Chris Farley), raised from infancy after being conjured by and rescued from the Nazis, must save the family auto parts business from his con-artist relatives and his maniacal nemesis Rasputin.

Tommy Hellboy

Cheat sheet Tommy Boy | Hellboy

Contributor scott

Ron Perlman being a different kind of sexy... (And, uhm, how much Final Net does he have in that mullet?)

He Fixes the Clutch Cable?

Julianne Moore and Will Ferrell star in this love letter to the 1970s glory days of NASCAR porn. Heather Graham and Tara Reid do a star turn as the pit crew girls who have quite a way with tools.

Talladega Boogie Nights

Cheat sheet Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby | Boogie Nights

Contributor TQ

Here's one of Jackie Treehorn's lesser known efforts, featuring two.. uh... ladies.

We All Live in a Dirty Swedish Film

BONUS: We just can't stop ourselves!

The Beatles agree to accompany Captain Fred in his Yellow Submarine and go to Pepperland to save it from semi-pornographic Swedish films.

I am Curious (Yellow) Submarine

Cheat sheet I am Curious (Yellow) | Yellow Submarine

Contributor phil

Bridget Jones, Wanton Sex Goddess!

Bridget Jones (Renee Zellweger) is an average woman struggling against her age, her weight, her job, her lack of a man, and her many imperfections. As a New Year's Resolution, Bridget decides to take her own life. Unfortunately, suicide damns her. When she learns this at a way-station en route to Hell, she wishes she'd lived a more sinful life; she asks to return to earth briefly to pursue one of the seven deadly sins, lust. Back on Earth, Miss Jones seeks pleasure with another woman, a couple (Hugh Grant and Divine Brown), two men, a stream of water from a bathtub hose, a bunny suit, and a bowl of fruit.

The Devil in Bridget Jones

Cheat sheet The Devil in Miss Jones | Bridget Jones's Diary

Contributor jane

I'm ready to shoot RIGHT NOW.

A newly recruited night security guard at the Museum of Natural History discovers that an ancient curse causes the animals and exhibits on display to come to life and shoot porn on 35mm film.

Boogie Nights at the Museum

Cheat sheet Boogie Nights | Night at the Museum

Contributor sam

Edited for Basic Cable: The Shoes are from Payless

Does Carrie marry Big or is it a bait-and-switch dream sequence? Why do they hang out with Charlotte when she's such a pouty stick in the mud? Is there anything Samantha won't do? Would Samantha do Miranda, and if so can we watch? How big is Big? Why did Carrie stop breaking the fourth wall? And hey... how can she afford all those shoes on a columnist's salary? Woody Allen answers these questions and more, but won't answer any questions about his own sex life, in...

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex and the City But Were Afraid to Ask

Cheat sheet Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* But Were Afraid to Ask | Sex and the City

Contributor jane

HBO: It's Not Television. It's Porn (With Emmies!)

Luck Dragon Tails

The mystical land of Fantasia, where women are trained as sex slaves, is threatened by a mysterious force feeding on the lack of imagination of kids around the world. René (Udo Kier), a troubled young boy, is the only one who can traverse the Swamp of Despair and restore Fantasia to its former glory.

The Neverending Story of O

Cheat sheet The Neverending Story | The Story of O
Contributor sam

Bloodthirsty Lust for Human Flesh!

A zombie plague threatens the thriving 1970s porn industry, and Dirk Diggler is the man to stop it!

Boogie Nights of the Living Dead

Cheat sheet Boogie Nights | Night of the Living Dead
Contributor jenny

Come Up and See Me Sometime!

Mae West and W. C. Fields drink, trade barbs, and investigate certain anatomical anomalies. (You may have to have yourself detailed after seeing this one.)

My Little Chicka-Deep Throat

Cheat sheet My Little Chickadee | Deep Throat (Deep Throat is not listed in IMDB. Does anyone know why? I know it exists. I saw it in college. Don't tell my mom.)
Contributor dave

Lest our interest in Deep Throat disturb, remember that it was actually a really important film... even though they didn't intend it to be.

He Must Practice on Melons or Something

Molly Ringwald plays Andie, an unpopular high-school kid who falls in love with Divine, "the filthiest person alive." Divine teaches Andie all about heroin, kidnapping, and coprophilia, but can two people from such different worlds ever find lasting happiness together?

Pretty in Pink Flamingos

Cheat sheet Pretty In Pink | Pink Flamingos
Contributor dave

Strange Love

Scientific experiments backfire and produce horrific mutations - half-woman, half-fish, with horribly misplaced genitalia - which terrorize a small fishing village by devouring the men and forcing the women to make bad 35mm porn.

Humanoids from the Deep Throat

Cheat sheet Humanoids from the Deep | Deep Throat OMG Deep Throat isn't listed in IMDB! But we have it on VHS - how can that be?
Contributor sam