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She Will Tear Up The Whole town Until She Finds Ivan (Or, Everybody's Seeing Shiites These Days)

It's been a bad week for Pepa. Her lover Ivan left her, and his psycho ex-wife is hounding her. Her doctor tells her she's pregnant. Her best friend Candela is wanted by the police for her association with terrorist. And to top it off, after a close encounter with an alien spaceship, she just can't stop growing. But can her now-Brobdingnagian stature help her find Ivan, protect Candela, and foil a terrorist plot?

Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Cheat sheet Attack of the Fifty-Foot Woman | Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

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Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I Come in Pieces | Parting More Than The Heavens

Ah, they just don't make them like this anymore.

The Power of a Broken Heart

In 1920s Paris, a young man (Rupert Friend) spurned by an older women (Michelle Pfeiffer) retreats into fantasy, where he travels a post-apocalyptic wasteland with Melanie Griffith to find a robot replacement for his lost love.

Chéri 2000

Cheat sheet Chéri | Cherry 2000

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Editor Rick

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Double In-Demme-nity, or, Instead of the Wedding March They Played "Goodbye Horses" | Crying God for England, Harry, and Mr. Zorg!

Chéri opens today, and looks like a delightful costume drama. Take a peek at the trailer.

A Different Kind of Loon is Back!

Norman and Ethel Thayer (Henry Fonda and Katherine Hepburn) are busy trying to sort out their complicated relationship with their daughter, Chelsea (Jane Fonda), when a madcap group of British tourists (Sid James, Kenneth Williams, Joan Sims, Barbara Windsor, and the rest of the Carry On gang) show up, mistakenly believing the area is a nudist camp. Hilarity and heartwarming reconciliations ensue.

Carry On, Golden Pond

Cheat sheet Carry On Camping | On Golden Pond

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These The Loons are Back… And They’re Carrying a Grudge | Innocent Until Proven Crazy

Revel in the subtle, sophisticated, character-driven comedy of Carry On Camping!

And How Much of Your Brain do You Need to Use to Avoid Bears?

After dying in a cd-related bear attack, Einar Gilkyson (Albert Brooks) must justify his estrangement from his daughter-in-law (Jennifer Lopez) and prove that he has the courage to move on to the next stage of existence. Meryl Streep shines as the granddaughter that Einar never knew he had who teaches him what courage truly is.

Defending Your Unfinished Life

Cheat sheet Defending Your Life | An Unfinished Life

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Savage, Bloody, and Streepy! | Impact Tremors on Park Ave.

Here you go. Almost nine minutes of the funniest scenes from Defending Your Life.

Locomotive, Rah! Rah! Locomotive Oil!

On the evening of his retirement, aging Norwegian train engineer (and part-time elephant) Horten is startled by a voice coming from a tiny speck of dust, and is forced to reconsider his life and his loneliness. The inhabitants of the dust speck teach him the mantra, "A person's a person, no matter how old," which helps him cope with the grim retirement party thrown by his coworkers (a kangaroo and several evil monkeys).

O'Horten Hears a Who

Cheat sheet O'Horten | Horton Hears a Who

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Do We Get to Win This Time, Jiminy Cricket? | You'd be Dead Too, if You Were That Cold

Enjoy the trailer for O'Horten, which opens tonight.

And... uhm... oh, dear.

Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through the Tang Dynasty, son.

A secret society made up of Chinese renegades takes over the old Delta Tau Chi house at Faber College. threatening to ruin the annual homecoming cerlebration and incur the wrath of Mayor Carmine DiPasto.

Animal House of Flying Daggers

Cheat sheet Animal House | House of Flying Daggers

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Charles de Gaulle is having the worst day of his life..over and over! | The Chinaman is Not the Issue!

If you're looking for a lighter take on Kung Fu movies, Kung Fu Hustle is definitely worth a watch. The humor is wry, the effects awesome for it's budget, and the sparring is well choreographed. Check it out.

Leapin' Lepus!

Two brothers, one a hapless inventor and the other a dog without a mouth, compete fiercely with each other on the soccer field, but later forget their differences to team up against a lycanthropic lagomorph.

Rudo y Cursi of the Were-Rabbit

Cheat sheet Rudo y Cursi | Wallace & Grommit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit

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Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Take a Chance on Me | Love is a Force of Nature (And So Is Gravity)

Trailer oficiel de Rudo y Cursi.

Speaking of soccer, and to demonstrate that the movies in this mash-up aren't actually unrelated, here's a brilliant bit from the creators of Wallace & Grommit.

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Can we lock up and get drunk now? Aye, Sir! I'm workin' on it!

Four London working class petty criminals pool their money to hire the USS Enterprise and send it to the restricted Genesis planet to recover Spock's body, but the shit hits the fan and they end up owing half a million pounds to the Klingons before the day is over.

Star Trek III: The Search for Lock, Spock, and Two Smoking Barrels 

Cheat sheet Star Trek III: The Search for Spock | Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Gawdon Bennet! The Power of Christ Compels You, Don' It? | Crying God for England, Harry, and Mr. Zorg!

Teaching's No Different From Hockey

A former hockey player (Adam Sandler), in order to help his father, dresses in drag and starts a new life as a cheerful London schoolteacher.

Happy-Go-Lucky Gilmore

Cheat sheet Happy Gilmore | Happy-go-Lucky

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Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I Come in Pieces | Eight Year Olds, Dude.

For those of you who suffer from pathological perkiness, rejoice: there is a cure!

Woof! How Can I Help You Today? Grrrrr... Woof!

An employee at an Indian call-center (Priya Sethi) travels to San Francisco to be with a developmentally disabled guy in a dog suit (Giovanni Ribisi) whom she falls for over the phone. When she arrives, however, she decides to conceal her real identity, afraid he'll find out she doesn't also wear a dog suit.

The Other Sister of the Line

Cheat sheet The Other Sister | The Other End of the Line

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These And best of all, kids, I am liquid! | Another Car Thief for World Peace

Giovanni Ribisi is Diane Keaton's worst nightmare.

Hey, mes Loups-Garous! Let's put on a show!

In 1936, in the run-down Faubourg neighborhood of Paris, an American man unwittingly gets involved with werewolves who have developed a serum allowing them to perform community theater musicals.

An American Werewolf in Paris 36

Cheat sheet An American Werewolf in Paris | Paris 36 (Faubourg 36)

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These His Hair Was Perfect (And Also Silent) | Yow! Adrian!

Paris 36 opens tonight in limited release.

I Will Avenge My Fa... Look, Wet Teeshirt Contest!

In this madcap sequel to Jean de Florette, two young men on the prowl get more than they bargained for when forced to share a Spring Break hotel room with two nerds and a beautiful shepherdess from the idyllic Provence countryside bent on revenge for the death of her father.

Manon of the Spring Break

Cheat sheet Manon of the Spring (Manon des sources) | Spring Break

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These I Like to Watch | OMG TLA! BFFs? Yah, rätt.

Spring Flow. Word.

A crusty Caribbean sea captain and his tom-boy daughter team up with an ophaned French shepardess to avenge the death of her father and regain the property and spring which are her birthright, but not before they enlist her help in locating buried treasure.

The Truth About Manon of the Spring

Cheat sheet The Truth About Spring | Manon of the Spring

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Treasure of Sierra Leone | A Tale of Murder, Greed, Lust, Revenge, Teen Angst, Great Hair, and Seafood

Take a Chance on Me

In Mexico, a young bride discovers that any one of three men could be her father. She embarks on a road trip with two teenage boys and an attractive older woman to find her real father and, incidentally, to explore the mysteries of sex, love, friendship, and ABBA.

Y Tu Mamma Mia Tambien!

Cheat sheet Y tu mamá también! | Mamma Mia!

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Parting More Than the Heavens | Bonding with Mom 

Bringing risk-taking behavior to a new level...

Gawdon Bennet! The Power of Christ Compels You, Don' It?

Four London working class stiffs pool their weapons and their wits in pursuit of a 17th century warlock who's traveling through time on mission from Satan.

Warlock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Cheat sheet Warlock | Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Forster. E M Forster | His Hair Was Perfect (And Also Silent)

You'll want this on your side when you're battling the ultimate evil.

A Nice Game of Solitaire

In this Voltaire satire, a war hero discovers that during his period of captivity by the enemy he was brainwashed into believing that "all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds". Now a candidate for national office, he must confront his false optimism with the help of his Army buddy and return to political cynicism.

The Manchurian Candide

Cheat sheet The Manchurian Candidate | Candide

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If you Liked This, You'll Love These Detente's Just a Fancy French Word for "Cold War" | Another Kind of Sleeper Agent

Naked Ambition

A beautiful dancer named O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a Broadway theater where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion on stage.

The Story of Oh! Calcutta!

Cheat sheet The Story of O | Oh! Calcutta!

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If You Liked This, You'll Love These Wind the Frog! | Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | Luck Dragon Tails

Guns May Not Be the Best Weapon Against the Plague

Ingmar Bergman's celebrated surrealist western about a Mexican peasant village that commissions seven gunfighters to help defend them from a chess-playing Grim Reaper and the Black Plague.

The Magnificent Seventh Seal

Cheat sheet The Magnificent Seven | The Seventh Seal

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If You Liked This, You'll Love These Treasure of Sierra Leone | I'm an Excellent Driver, Pilgrim

You Saw This Joke Coming, But You Didn't Get Out of the Way

Brendan Fraser's life at private school is going pretty well until a jealous bigot reveals Brendan's closely-guarded secret: he's into bondage.

School Tie Me Up Tie Me Down

Cheat sheet School Ties | Tie Me Up Tie Me Down

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If You Liked This, You'll Like These My Precious! | The King's English: Why George Have Little Stars Around Head?

One Night in Bangkok

The Vicomte de Valmont (Nicolas Cage), in Bangkok to pull off a series of jobs, falls for a virtuous woman he's been paid to defile and pisses of Glenn Close.

Bangkok Dangerous Liaisons

Cheat sheet Bangkok Dangerous | Dangerous Liaisons

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Related posts When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie | Is that the best you can do, you pansies? | Templars? We Don't Need No Steenking Templars!

Bangkok Dangerous, the Pang brothers' remake of their 1999 film of the same name, opens in theaters today.

I Fought Sharia Law and the Law Won

A stoner and his dealer are forced to go on the run from the Turkish police after the pothead witnesses a cop commit a murder. Captured, they go to prison and sort of kind of fall in love.

Midnight Pineapple Express

Cheat sheet Midnight Express | Pineapple Express

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Stoners-in-peril comedy Pineapple Express opens today. The buzz on this one is very good, with the common claim that this is one of the top 5 or 10 stoner comedies ever made. We'll have to see if there's a 4:20 showing this afternoon.

Once more unto the breach(es), dear friends!

King Henry V of England (Kenneth Branagh) is insulted by writer Henry Miller. In response, he marches to Paris and seduces Henry's wife June (Uma Thurman) and her friend Anais Nin. The film culminates with the devastating Menáge a Trois of Agincourt.

Henry V & June

Cheat sheet Henry V | Henry & June

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Parting More Than the Heavens

An American serving in the French Foreign Legion (Brendan Fraser), on an archaeological dig at the ancient city of Hamunaptra, hooks up with a hot Mexican woman and her two teenage boy toys. Together they battle an ancient mummy, get a lot of sand kicked in their faces, and blur their sexual identities in an action-packed road trip.

Y Tu Mummy También

Cheat sheet Y tu mamá también | The Mummy

Contributor jane

The third installment in the Mummy series, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor, opens tonight at the CineMegaPlexMax nearest you.

The King's English: Why George Have Little Stars Around Head?

King George III (Brendan Fraser), driven mad by porphyria and his defeat by bloody colonials, trades in his royal garb for a loincloth, a vine, and a spotty command of his native language.

The Madness of King George of the Jungle

Cheat sheet The Madness of King George | George of the Jungle

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That's a Lot of Yellow for One Monkey

An inquisitive and enthusiastic monkey goes on a search for more life experience, including experience of a sexual nature. On his journey, he falls in love with an earnest man in a big, yellow hat.

I Am Curious (George)

Cheat sheet I Am Curious (Yellow) | Curious George

Contributor jane

It's a love that transcends species.