My Left Footloose

Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl doesn't. Boy sucks the life out of everything.

An offbeat comedy vampire romance about unrequited love in the eternal damnation of preternatural immortality. A young bloodsucker, wintering in Alaska, meets a sweet native girl named Summer. They hit it off and spend many hours together just hanging out and getting really into each other... until she finds out his deep, dark secret: he is a bloodthirsty freak-of-the-ever-after. Also, she can't commit. Though she loves our hero, she is not 'in love' with him. He spends the rest of eternity wooing her through back streets and dark alleys in the nightlife of space and time, sucking all the joy out of everything.

500 Days of Night

Cheat sheet 500 Days of Summer | Days of Night

Contributor Dawn
Editor Miss Spell

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Paging Mr. Toaster. White Courtesy Telephone, Please. | Insert Blood-Drinking (and Communion) Reference Here

IKEA Guerilla Theater!

We’ll Talk About It in My Cell, Ma.

After being hypnotized, Tom Witzky (Kevin Bacon) becomes haunted by a wacky pair of wrongly-convicted men looking for help (Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor). Aided by his clairvoyant son, Witzky manages to uncover the real bank robbers and stage a prison break during a rodeo.

Stir of Crazy Echoes

Cheat sheet Stir Crazy | Stir of Echoes

Contributor Rick
Editor Rick

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Savage, Bloody, and Streepy | Man is in the Forest!

A few minutes of genius from Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor. Enjoy.

Suntory Time Warp

A movie star with a sense of emptiness (Will Ferrell) takes a wrong turn on the way to Japan to endorse Suntory whiskey, and finds himself stranded in a primitive land full of dinosaurs and horrific, lisping humanoid lizards. He strikes up an unlikely friendship with Chaka (Scarlett Johansson), a primitive human, and rediscovers himself.

The Land of the Lost in Translation 

Cheat sheet Land of the Lost | Lost in Translation

Contributor Jane 
Editor Jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These He Fixes the Clutch Cable? | Charles de Gaulle is having the worst day of his life..over and over!

The Land of the Lost opens today.

Kevin Smith fans will remember this prescient Will Ferrell role from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. 

I Am a Lowly, Abject Turd... 'Tis a Puzzlement!

Federal agent Elvis Presley (as himself) is hired by President Nixon (Yul Brynner) to infiltrate "that goddamn New York pinko" Andy Warhol's "Factory." There he meets Valerie Solanas (Lili Taylor), and they sing and dance their way to a date with destiny. Songs include "Getting To Kill You" and the show-stopping "Femme Fatal."

The King and I Shot Andy Warhol

Cheat sheet The King and I | I Shot Andy Warhol

Contributor The Jersey City Mods
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I'm Just a Girl Who Cain't Say No | When a Poor Man Eats a Chicken, One of Them is Sick

A montage of Warhol art, to an Elvis tune...

...and a ten minute film about an odd footnote in history - when The King met The President.

Brothers and Sisters, We Want Our Apocalypse NOW!

Televangelist and commando messiah John Connor is embroiled in a sex scandal just as an evil computer dispatches an army of killer robots to destroy the world

Terminator Salvation!

Cheat sheet Terminator Salvation | Salvation!

Contributor Phil
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Whatever Doesn't Kill You Simply Makes You Stranger | Come With Me if You Want to Live

Terminator Salvation, the fourth film in the franchise, opens today with Christian Bale but without James Cameron

Locomotive, Rah! Rah! Locomotive Oil!

On the evening of his retirement, aging Norwegian train engineer (and part-time elephant) Horten is startled by a voice coming from a tiny speck of dust, and is forced to reconsider his life and his loneliness. The inhabitants of the dust speck teach him the mantra, "A person's a person, no matter how old," which helps him cope with the grim retirement party thrown by his coworkers (a kangaroo and several evil monkeys).

O'Horten Hears a Who

Cheat sheet O'Horten | Horton Hears a Who

Contributor Phil
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Do We Get to Win This Time, Jiminy Cricket? | You'd be Dead Too, if You Were That Cold

Enjoy the trailer for O'Horten, which opens tonight.

And... uhm... oh, dear.

Leapin' Lepus!

Two brothers, one a hapless inventor and the other a dog without a mouth, compete fiercely with each other on the soccer field, but later forget their differences to team up against a lycanthropic lagomorph.

Rudo y Cursi of the Were-Rabbit

Cheat sheet Rudo y Cursi | Wallace & Grommit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Contributor Phil
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Take a Chance on Me | Love is a Force of Nature (And So Is Gravity)

Trailer oficiel de Rudo y Cursi.

Speaking of soccer, and to demonstrate that the movies in this mash-up aren't actually unrelated, here's a brilliant bit from the creators of Wallace & Grommit.

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Can we lock up and get drunk now? Aye, Sir! I'm workin' on it!

Four London working class petty criminals pool their money to hire the USS Enterprise and send it to the restricted Genesis planet to recover Spock's body, but the shit hits the fan and they end up owing half a million pounds to the Klingons before the day is over.

Star Trek III: The Search for Lock, Spock, and Two Smoking Barrels 

Cheat sheet Star Trek III: The Search for Spock | Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Contributor Jane 
Editor Jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Gawdon Bennet! The Power of Christ Compels You, Don' It? | Crying God for England, Harry, and Mr. Zorg!

Aim for the Headmaster!

English professor John Keating teaches poetry and the latest techniques in zombie-slaying. He inspires his students to seize the day -- because the night belongs to the walking dead.

Night of the Living Dead Poets Society

Cheat sheet Dead Poets Society | Night of the Living Dead

Contributor Phil
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These To Be or Not To Be, This is My Boomstick! | Paul is Undead

Would You Like a Krill Sandwich With Your Afternoon Tea?

A polar bear, an elephant, a humpback whale and Gillian Anderson get together at an elegant New York estate to discuss global warming, the loss of the rain forests and how to marry a proper society gentleman.

The House of Earth

Cheat sheet House of Mirth | Earth

Contributor Phil
Editor Phil

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I See Costume Dramas | Are You a Unicorn?

Earth, a documentary from the Planet Earth folks which follows the migration paths of four animal families, opens tonight. 

Woof! How Can I Help You Today? Grrrrr... Woof!

An employee at an Indian call-center (Priya Sethi) travels to San Francisco to be with a developmentally disabled guy in a dog suit (Giovanni Ribisi) whom she falls for over the phone. When she arrives, however, she decides to conceal her real identity, afraid he'll find out she doesn't also wear a dog suit.

The Other Sister of the Line

Cheat sheet The Other Sister | The Other End of the Line

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Editor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These And best of all, kids, I am liquid! | Another Car Thief for World Peace

Giovanni Ribisi is Diane Keaton's worst nightmare.

Hey, mes Loups-Garous! Let's put on a show!

In 1936, in the run-down Faubourg neighborhood of Paris, an American man unwittingly gets involved with werewolves who have developed a serum allowing them to perform community theater musicals.

An American Werewolf in Paris 36

Cheat sheet An American Werewolf in Paris | Paris 36 (Faubourg 36)

Contributor jane

Editor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These His Hair Was Perfect (And Also Silent) | Yow! Adrian!

Paris 36 opens tonight in limited release.

It's OK, dear. Nothing's normal.

Racial tensions threaten to explode when a black man (Cleveland fullback Jim Brown) is selected to be the manager of a small, racially divided mattress showroom in the Deep South. His situation is complicated by the arrival of a spirited young woman, Happy (Zoe Deschanel), and by his plans to adopt a Chinese orphan.

Gigantic ...tick ...tick

Cheat sheet Gigantic | ...tick ...tick ...tick

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Editor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These You Can't Lose 'Em All | Hold That Line

The festival favorite Gigantic, from first-time filmmaker Matt Aselton, opens tonight.

I Will Avenge My Fa... Look, Wet Teeshirt Contest!

In this madcap sequel to Jean de Florette, two young men on the prowl get more than they bargained for when forced to share a Spring Break hotel room with two nerds and a beautiful shepherdess from the idyllic Provence countryside bent on revenge for the death of her father.

Manon of the Spring Break

Cheat sheet Manon of the Spring (Manon des sources) | Spring Break

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Editor scott

If you Liked This, You'll Love These I Like to Watch | OMG TLA! BFFs? Yah, rätt.

Spring Flow. Word.

A crusty Caribbean sea captain and his tom-boy daughter team up with an ophaned French shepardess to avenge the death of her father and regain the property and spring which are her birthright, but not before they enlist her help in locating buried treasure.

The Truth About Manon of the Spring

Cheat sheet The Truth About Spring | Manon of the Spring

Contributor Steve

Editor Steve

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Treasure of Sierra Leone | A Tale of Murder, Greed, Lust, Revenge, Teen Angst, Great Hair, and Seafood

Take a Chance on Me

In Mexico, a young bride discovers that any one of three men could be her father. She embarks on a road trip with two teenage boys and an attractive older woman to find her real father and, incidentally, to explore the mysteries of sex, love, friendship, and ABBA.

Y Tu Mamma Mia Tambien!

Cheat sheet Y tu mamá también! | Mamma Mia!

Contributor christo4o

Editor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Parting More Than the Heavens | Bonding with Mom 

Bringing risk-taking behavior to a new level...

Gawdon Bennet! The Power of Christ Compels You, Don' It?

Four London working class stiffs pool their weapons and their wits in pursuit of a 17th century warlock who's traveling through time on mission from Satan.

Warlock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Cheat sheet Warlock | Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

Contributor jane

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Forster. E M Forster | His Hair Was Perfect (And Also Silent)

You'll want this on your side when you're battling the ultimate evil.

A Nice Game of Solitaire

In this Voltaire satire, a war hero discovers that during his period of captivity by the enemy he was brainwashed into believing that "all is for the best in the best of all possible worlds". Now a candidate for national office, he must confront his false optimism with the help of his Army buddy and return to political cynicism.

The Manchurian Candide

Cheat sheet The Manchurian Candidate | Candide

Contributor christo4o

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Detente's Just a Fancy French Word for "Cold War" | Another Kind of Sleeper Agent

Living Buy 'n' Large

In the distant future, a small waste collecting robot descends into a drug-fueled mind-trip that will ultimately decide the fate of mankind.

Pink Floyd The WALL-E

Cheat sheet Pink Floyd The Wall | Wall-E

Contributor christo4o and samantha

If you Liked This, You'll Love These  I Have Become... Comfortably Rich | I, Robot, Take You, Robot...

Because Your Virginity is Just Too Big to Take To College

After a car wreck on Mulholland Drive renders a woman amnesic, she and her perky starlet niece convince a high school senior and his best friends to drive cross-country to hook up with them for a weekend of intrigue and prostitutes.

Mulholland Sex Drive

Cheat sheet Mulholland Drive | Sex Drive

Contributor christo4o

If You Liked This, You'll Love These You Can't Lose 'Em All | I Fought Sharia Law and the Law Won

Coming of age comedy Sex Drive, from the guy who brought us christian-rocker-frozen-food comedy Never Been Thawed, opens tonight.

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Naked Ambition

A beautiful dancer named O is taken by her boyfriend, Rene, to a Broadway theater where she is trained in bondage and sexual perversion on stage.

The Story of Oh! Calcutta!

Cheat sheet The Story of O | Oh! Calcutta!

Contributor jane

If You Liked This, You'll Love These Wind the Frog! | Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. | Luck Dragon Tails

I Dismember Papa

A lawyer defends her father accused of war crimes by amputating the jury's limbs and holding them captive in her mansion.

Music Boxing Helena

Cheat sheet The Music Box | Boxing Helena

Contributor the procrastinator

If You Liked This, You'll Love These The Poop | Innocent Until Proven Fabulous! | The Allure of Small Town Girls

Long Distance Third Wheel

A young couple face the tension that begins to appear in their long-distance relationship as they shuttle back and forth between New York City and Chicago. With a corpse.

Nights and Weekends at Bernie's

Cheat sheet Nights and Weekends | Weekend at Bernie's

Contributor christo4o

Related posts Davey Jones's Hamptons Estate | Desperately Seeking Spawn

Collaboratively-created mumblecore festival-favorite Nights and Weekends opens tonight in selected theaters.

You've Got Your Good Thing and I've Got Mine

When a presidential candidate dies unexpectedly in the middle of the campaign, the party picks a tall-haired and hapless icon of despair as his replacement. His running mate is a squealing mutant baby, and his campaign manager is a strangely lumpy girl who lives in a radiator. An international banking crisis is symbolized by a swampy bed that sucks the candidate and his party into a murky, swirling pit.

Eraserhead of State

Cheat sheet Eraserhead | Head of State

Contributor the procrastinator

If You Liked This, You'll Love These Has the whole world gone crazy? | Seven Words We Never Wanted to Hear

And the campaign song...

I like the Pixies' version better.

Guns May Not Be the Best Weapon Against the Plague

Ingmar Bergman's celebrated surrealist western about a Mexican peasant village that commissions seven gunfighters to help defend them from a chess-playing Grim Reaper and the Black Plague.

The Magnificent Seventh Seal

Cheat sheet The Magnificent Seven | The Seventh Seal

Contributor christo4o

If You Liked This, You'll Love These Treasure of Sierra Leone | I'm an Excellent Driver, Pilgrim