My Left Footloose

The Invisible Dragon Sure Sounds Like James Bond

Dennis Quaid stars as Pete, a disillusioned ex-knight fleeing the evil King Terminus (Jim Dale), accompanied by his invisible green dragon companion, Elliott (voiced by Sean Connery). But the past is not so easily evaded, as an old act of loyalty draws Pete and Elliott back to the kingdom of Passamaquaddy to right a great wrong and free the people they had turned their backs on.

Pete’s Dragonheart

Cheat sheet Pete’s Dragon | Dragonheart

Contributor Rick
Editor Rick

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Luck Dragon Tails | Second Star to the Right, Then Straight On ‘Til You See the Big Goat Guy

It’s a very cheesy movie, but I like Dragonheart. Here’s a fan-made trailer that I think captures some of the best elements of the movie.

“You may find this wery hard to believe, Mr. Bond, but… I’m gay.”

Superspy James Bond (Sean Connery) stalks a deadly killer to a remote island, where he finds flamboyant Austrian fashionista Brüno (Sacha Baron Cohen) weirding out Ron Paul, adopting an African child, and making Bond question the motives behind his almost pathological heterosexuality. Confusion and mayhem – and confusing mayhem – ensue.

Dr. Brüno

Cheat sheet Dr. No | Brüno

Contributor Rick and Christo4o
Editor Rick

If you Liked This, You'll Love These Why Ain’t You Dead? | Forster. E M Forster.

Brüno opens today. Check out the trailer to see what the star of Borat is up to this time.

Moneypenny is the M'aitre D'

As he investigates a missing colleague in the Caribbean, James Bond's life changes forever when he becomes the guardian of his precocious young niece. Could love with sous-chef Nick be far behind?

Dr. No Reservations

Cheat sheet Dr. No | No Reservations

Contributor sam

Why Ain't You Dead?

Sean Connery and Andy Griffith team up in this unlikely 007 thriller. James Bond (Connery), hot on the trail of an evil international fugitive, lands on an island deserted by everyone except a bewildered small-town sheriff (Griffith) who came there thinking it was a U. S. Air Force recruiting station. Griffith takes Bond back to the town of Mayberry and forces him to be his deputy.

Dr. No Time for Sergeants

Cheat sheet Dr. No | No Time for Sergeants

Contributor dave

Yogi Bear

Pitka, an American raised outside of his country by gurus, returns to the west in order to break into the self-help business. His first challenge: settle the romantic troubles of James Bond, whose heart has been broken by a naive Russian beauty as he tried to retrieve a Soviet encryption device that was stolen by SPECTRE. And then there's some hockey.

From Russia with the Love Guru

Cheat sheet From Russia with Love | The Love Guru

Contributor jane

The Love Guru, starring Mike Meyers, opens (after months of hype) tonight.

Damn. No Bubble Gum.

Agent James Bond (Rowdy Roddy Piper) discovers a pair of special sunglasses that reveal the world as it really is: controlled by aliens and filled with messages like "Stay Asleep", "No Imagination", "Submit to Authority". Behind it all? A brilliant heroin magnate with his eye on the world bubblegum market.

They Live and Let Die

Cheat sheet They Live | Live and Let Die

Contributor jane

Downsizing Matters

BONUS (because we can't resist a three-way about a three-way)

James Bond (Michael Moore) investigates the hijacking of the town of Flint, MI, by GM CEO Roger Smith with the help of a KGB agent whose lover he killed. The movie's climactic scene features a big, sweaty ménage a trois with several guys whose names contain either Roger or Moore.

The Spy Who Loved Roger & Me

Cheat sheet The Spy Who Loved Me | Roger & Me

Contributor phil

Jaws goes to Magnet School.

When the Moon Hits Your Eye Like a Big Pizza Pie

In this Norman Jewison romantic comedy, James Bond (Nicolas Cage) and NASA astronaut Dr. Holly Goodhead (Cher) rocket into orbit to stop a megalomaniac from destroying the world's mozarella supply.

Moonrakerstruck

Cheat sheet Moonraker | Moonstruck

Contributor phil

Rude Awakening

Daniel McCormick wants to be frozen for a year so that he doesn't hve to watch his love lying in a coma. The next thing he knows, he's awakened in 1971 in Las Vegas, in the midst of foiling an extortion plot by his new nemesis, Ernst Blofeld.

Diamonds are Forever Young

Cheat sheet Diamonds are Forever | Forever Young

Contributor sam

Bee Season

James Bond teams up with his dysfunctional family and a survivor of a destroyed Russian research center to stop the breeding of giant killer bees by a former agent bent on word destruction. 

Ulee's Goldeneye

Cheat sheet Ulee's Gold | Goldeneye

Contributor dave and sam

Forster. E M Forster.

Roger Moore and Julian Sands compete for the love of Helena Bonham Carter, dogged by her vicious chaperone, Grace Jones.

A Room with a View to a Kill

Cheat sheet A Room with a View | A View to a Kill
Contributor piman 25 and rick (nearly simultaneously - how did you do that?)

Scaramanga has three...uh...Alethiometers

James Bond (Daniel Craig) must stop The Magesterium's First High Counsellor Francisco Scaramanga (Christopher Lee) from conquering the multiverse. His comely companion? A devastatingly beautiful armored bear!

The Man with the Golden Compass

Cheat sheet The Man with the Golden Gun | The Golden Compass
Contributor phil (points for the double Christopher Lee and the super-Bond-mashup - sweet!)